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[New post] Hamburgers and Horoscopes (100 Word Humor Fiction)

Site logo image ladyjabberwocky posted: " In a pink sunset, the girl with thunderclouds on her thighs pulls into the drive thru. Sunglasses raise to her forehead. A muffled voice comes from the speakerbox.  "Yeah, hi," She eyes the menu. "My horoscope told me to indulge in life's simples" Lady Jabberwocky

Hamburgers and Horoscopes (100 Word Humor Fiction)

ladyjabberwocky

Jun 30

In a pink sunset, the girl with thunderclouds on her thighs pulls into the drive thru. Sunglasses raise to her forehead. A muffled voice comes from the speakerbox. 

"Yeah, hi," She eyes the menu. "My horoscope told me to indulge in life's simplest pleasures. So lemme get two cheeseburgers, easy on the lettuce, heavy on the cheese. Lemonade, no ice. Large fries, extra ketchup packets. And for dessert," She licks her glossy lips. "One of those fudgy brownie things. You know the kind."

She pays and receives a greasy paper bag. BTS blasts through the car radio. "Thank you, astrology."


Anyone want to take a guess as to what her astrological sign is? Also, what's your go-to fast food order? Talk to me in the comments, I'd love to hear from you.

Stay safe and keep writing!

Love,

Lady Jabberwocky

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